The Funny Thing About Coffee Is . . .

What did the coffee lover say when she spilled her coffee? "Better latte than never." 

Why do birds always fly south in the winter? Because it's too far to walk, and they can't get a decent cup of coffee along the way. 

What do you call an alligator in a vest drinking a cup of coffee? An investi-gator. 

What do you call it when you spill coffee on your keyboard? A brewing disaster. 

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool. * What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso. 

Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage? Because it's grounds for divorce. 

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! 

How does a tech guy drink coffee? He installs Java. 

What do you call a cow who's just given birth? De-calf-inated. 

What does a coffee addict say when they're trying to quit? "I can espresso how much I need this."